The Bogotá Blonde

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Men To Avoid #8: The Smooth Seducer

Codename: The Smooth Seducer

How do I spot him? Ripped jeans, puppy dog eyes, Jane Austen aura.

Why should I worry? Oh darling, shall we get all of his current girlfriends in one place and talk about it over tea? The Smooth Seducer might fill all of the dreamy notions you have about a romance overseas, but he’s not a keeper. Take lots of photos, write about him in your journal, take a deep breath, then throw him back overboard…

Where will I find him? I’ve tried, but I’m sorry. Nowhere is safe.

How do I escape? Contemplate marriage. On his timeline.

The Bogotá Blonde