Codename: The Penniless Poser
How do I spot him? You won’t, that’s the problem. He’s in the toilets whenever the check arrives at The Irish Pub.
Why should I worry? Let’s talk about that money you earn. Do you really want to spend it keeping The Penniless Poser in the lifestyle to which he’s somehow become accustomed, flashing the iPods and leather jackets he’s borrowed from his friends? The feminists want you to pick up the tab. But not all the time…
Where do I find him? Follow the money.
How do I escape? Forget your wallet. He’ll be out the door before you are.
The Bogotá Blonde