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Bizarre Dating Ritual #5: Housebound

Bizarre Dating Ritual: You’re Housebound

That’s strange? Tell me about it, I thought it was just me but, no, it has happened to many a blonde. You’re told: “So, let’s do something, I’ll be over to yours at 5pm.” Which turns out to be 10pm. But that’s apparently fine, because you were waiting in your own home…

Impossible… Sadly not. I once gave up after three hours and met friends instead. Other blondes have described doing housework and watching television, all the while fighting the feeling of being under house arrest.

What should I do? Buy him a watch and tell him you quit waiting, for good.

The Bogotá Blonde