Codename: The Social Networker
Excuse me, you can’t do that, smile all innocently and pretend you didn’t just disappear for a month… Everyone needs a vacation darling. Let’s call it research. Anyway, The Social Networker…
How do I spot him? Hooded sweater, jeans, he’ll ask for your facebook and twitter accounts before he asks for your phone number.
Why should I worry? Because facebook and twitter should be banned from dating altogether – find out someone’s stories the old fashioned way! And The Social Networker uses his accounts in a frenzy: flirting, chatting and tweeting with a million women at the same time, in public! You’ll end up addicted.
Sounds awful. Yep. Your New Year’s Resolution is to ban facebook and twitter from your dating life. There’s a reason you own a cellphone.
The Bogotá Blonde