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Men To Avoid #5: The Trophy Hunter

Codename: The Trophy Hunter

How to spot him: Intense eye contact, deluge of flattery… he’ll find you.

Why should I worry? Remember what your mother told you about notches on the bedpost? Well, this guy has a glass cabinet filled with the ghosts of every overtly Swiss, American, Swedish, German and English tourist who’s had the misfortune to cross his path in the T. Say what you like about notches on bedposts, at least they’re still there in the morning…

Where would I find him? Oh sweetie … Zona Rosa.

How do I escape? Blend in. Fast.

The Bogotá Blonde