Trump, annex Colombia too and make it the fifty-fifth State

Your scandalous anticipation under the pretenses of tariffs, the ungracious foolishness of pretending to add Canada to the United States, which could be the fifty-one, the change of name to the Gulf of Mexico implying a hidden desire to sum the Country of Mexico making it the fifty-two, Panama and its Canal, the fifty-three, Palestine the fifty-four, and my suggestion of adding Colombia to be the fifty-fifth to be a “beautiful” next step.

You have your insane reasons for appropriating Canada, Mexico, Palestine, and Panama, so you need my senselessness for capturing Colombia.

Let’s begin first with currency which, according to Investing.com, the Colombian budget is estimated at  US$117.2 billion as per the decree signed by Finance Minister Diego Guevara in December 2024; Canada’s for 2024–25 main estimate is about US$449.2 billion, for Mexico 2025 is US$503.99 billion, Palestine has nothing to estimate under this inferno they live, Panama’s budget for 2025 is about US$26.1 billion.

When these annual budgets are compared to States in the US, the largest in billions are California’s US$297.86, Texas’s US$219.40, New York’s US$132.02, and Virginia’s US$108.3. The rest are below US$100 billion.

Colombia could be the fourth state monetarily speaking or hallucinating in Trump’s derailment of brain cells.

In addition to the benefits of acquiring Colombia under his skirt (reminiscing in the campaign when Rubio now Secretary of State was running against Trump in 2016 were comparing the size of their penises,) adding Mexico too, it will add happiness to the center of the county (the Christians hillbilly who elected you) with the beautiful cocaine and fentanyl.

See the analysis of Wallethub where the concentration of drug users is in the United States, and they use political parties and religion among others as elements for the analysis.

This geographical-political appendage will also eliminate court procedures and rules and will eliminate the need for the DEA because if there was any crime involved, it would be categorized as inter-state violations rather than international. Furthermore, there will be no need for a black market because they could be categorized as any other industry as are alcohol, cigarettes, and prescription drugs.

Now, I could suggest to all the countries of the world to be also added to the incongruences of the orange orangutan, but who could really predict the capabilities of his insaneness?

Colombia and Mexico should combine efforts in the legalization of drugs. The time is now when a mental and ideological revolution is taking place in the world, and do not fear the United States army; remember, they have not won a war since the Second World War.