Blonde Travel Tip: The Toilet Stop
Please explain… We’ve all been there, needing the restroom when we’re stranded in the touristy parts of Bogota, Medellin, even Cartagena, but did you realise how easily you could put your foreign-ness to good use? …
How? Just go to a nice restaurant or hotel, put on your worst gringa accent and gesture helplessly for the «ban-yo». They will always help you.
Is that even ethical? No, not at all and playing the dumb tourist certainly wouldn’t work for a Colombian in Paris, New York or London. But what else are you going to do? Squat down and pee in the street?
The Bogotá Blonde