Bizarre Dating Ritual: The Constant Phone Calls
Eh? You know how Colombians are always late? Well that includes dates. But, just in case you give up and leave, he’ll call you constantly…. «Did you find the restaurant?»… then… «I’m 5 minutes away,» … then… «Wait for me!» … then… «I’m arriving,» … then «I’m arriving!»…
Sounds annoying… Oh, it’s terrible. Only time it’s funny is when you’re on transmilenio next to a guy making those phone calls and you know he’s lying about where he is. He’s arriving,even though he’s 30 blocks away.
What should I do? Lose your phone, arrive late, date a Swiss guy instead.
The Bogotá Blonde