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03
11
2012
thebogotablonde

Men To Avoid #9: The Visa Vanquisher

Por: thebogotablonde

Codename: The Visa Vanquisher

How do I spot him? Backpack. He also owns several framed prints of the Flat Iron Building.

Why should I worry? Let’s talk about the moment when a would-be groom gets down on one knee and begs the love of his life to marry him, with Mozart playing and a waiter serving strawberries dipped in chocolate…

Eurgh! Okay, okay. But do you really want all that ruined by the bulky spousal visa form you can see sticking out of his pocket?

Where do I find him? Barbecues and house parties. He invites himself with the words: “I want to meet all your foreign friends.”

How do I escape? Write to Santos. Can citizenships be traded yet?

The Bogotá Blonde

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Categoria: Men To Avoid

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3 November 2012 a las 17:00
  

how many neurons does a blond have? jajajajaja

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3142390942

3 November 2012 a las 17:47
  

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts every time she touches it.
“Show me,” says the doctor.
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so on.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette are you?”
She says, “No, I’m blonde.”
the doctor “Your finger is broken.”

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3142390942

3 November 2012 a las 17:57
  

Hilarious Blonde Joke…
A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hail storm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing her car’s tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew harder, and nothing happened.
Her roommate, came and said, “What are you doing?” The first blonde told her how the repairman told her to blow the tailpipe to get all the dents pop out.
2nd blonde rolled her eyes and said… “HEL-LOOOOOOOO ……YOU GOTTA ROLL UP THE WINDOWS!!!

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3142390942

3 November 2012 a las 18:16
  

Hilarious Blonde Joke…
A police officer pulls over a sports car for speeding. He walks up to the car and the first thing he notices is how gorgeous the driver is. A drop dead blonde.
“I’ve pulled you for speeding, Ma’am. Could I see your driver’s license?”
“License . . . ???” The blonde looks confused.
“It’s usually in your wallet,” replies the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, manages to find it.
“Now may I see your registration?”,
“Registration . . . . What’s that?” asks the blonde.
“It’s usually in your glove compartment,” says the cop.
After fumbling, she finds the registration. “I’ll be back in a minute,” says the cop and walks back to his car…

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3142390942

3 November 2012 a las 18:17
  

… The officer runs a routine check on the license and registration, and the dispatcher comes back all excited: “Is this woman driving a red sports car?” he asks.
“Yes,” answers the officer. “Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?” asks the dispatcher.
“… yes”, replies the cop. “Here’s what you do” says the dispatcher.
“Give her back her stuff, stand back and drop your pants.”
“WHAT!!? I can’t do that. That’s crazy!” exclaims the cop.
“Trust me; just do it,” says the dispatcher.
So the cop returns to the blonde, hands back the license and registration, and drops his pants as instructed.
The blonde rolls up her eyes and sighs, “Oh no! Not ANOTHER breathalyzer “.

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thebogotablonde

3 November 2012 a las 19:03
  

Oh God. I laughed in spite of myself.

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