Codename: The City HipsterWhy should I worry? You shouldn’t worry, it will be your family and friends who’ll be coping with the instagram photo stream, the oversized ironic shoes and glasses, the moth-eaten thrift shop handbags and the trucker baseball caps.What?! Ha, well, that’s the point... Ver post completo.
Codename: The PsychologistWhy should I worry? Surely, the clue is in the title. We all know the amount of research that goes into manipulating people to behave in a certain way (I hope to share some tips here) but there are some guys who take it way too seriously. They know the tricks of dating to... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Puppy DogHow to spot him: Dewy eyes, snuggly sweater, army of female 'friends'...Where would I find him? Candelario, Pravda, Hotel VWhat's the risk? Well, the Puppy Dog is the modern-day equivalent of a wolf in sheep's clothing, except, it's more like the player dressed as a puppy.... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Social NetworkerExcuse me, you can't do that, smile all innocently and pretend you didn't just disappear for a month... Everyone needs a vacation darling. Let's call it research. Anyway, The Social Networker...How do I spot him? Hooded sweater, jeans, he'll ask for your facebook... Ver post completo.
Codename: El Gringo (man that's a hard code to crack)Oh. No. You. Didn't... Yeah I did, although it's pretty damned obvious. Let's face it, dating your fellow gringo is not the smartest move...Why? Because most foreign men will tell you the same - that the Colombianas they meet are more beautified,... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Desperate DreamerHow to spot him: Smart jacket, shiny shoes, intense expression.Why should I worry? Remember the days when commitment phobia was a male issue, solely placed at the feet of gentlemen such as Chandler Bing? Well, think again. The Desperate Dreamer will call 10 times a... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Visa VanquisherHow do I spot him? Backpack. He also owns several framed prints of the Flat Iron Building.Why should I worry? Let's talk about the moment when a would-be groom gets down on one knee and begs the love of his life to marry him, with Mozart playing and a waiter serving strawberries... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Smooth SeducerHow do I spot him? Ripped jeans, puppy dog eyes, Jane Austen aura.Why should I worry? Oh darling, shall we get all of his current girlfriends in one place and talk about it over tea? The Smooth Seducer might fill all of the dreamy notions you have about a romance overseas,... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Penniless PoserHow do I spot him? You won't, that's the problem. He's in the toilets whenever the check arrives at The Irish Pub.Why should I worry? Let's talk about that money you earn. Do you really want to spend it keeping The Penniless Poser in the lifestyle to which he's somehow... Ver post completo.
Codename: The Image IdealistHow do I spot him? Ironic t-shirt, guitar case, battered copy of Borges.Why should I worry? Whether it's the retro La Macarena apartment, the Che-esque politics or the need to defend obscure entities against the horror of mass culture, this man is all about image. Having... Ver post completo.