Codename: The Image Idealist
How do I spot him? Ironic t-shirt, guitar case, battered copy of Borges.
Why should I worry? Whether it’s the retro La Macarena apartment, the Che-esque politics or the need to defend obscure entities against the horror of mass culture, this man is all about image. Having a foreign girlfriend is merely an extension of this image of an open mind and thirst for new ideas. You’ll have to walk the greyhound and practice yoga…
Where would I find him? Browsing art fairs and flea markets or sipping tinto in darkened cafes filled with books.
How do I escape? Watch Glee, admire Damien Hirst, read 50 Shades.
The Bogotá Blonde