Bizarre Dating Ritual: A Helping Hand
Sounds very Christian… Ha! Maybe. But it also sounds like something your grandmother might need – a helpful hand that guides you whenever you need to exit a taxi or, more comically, whenever you dive from the bus…
And that’s a problem because… Apart from the fact it sets feminism back a hundred years, that you’re more than capable of exiting a bus unaided and the whole process ages you by several decades? It’s actually a bit inelegant.
So what should I do? Don’t go out for the next 70 years. Either that or hone your fast-twitch fibres to ensure you are always out the door first.
The Bogotá Blonde